Excuse me....

Career planning anyone? Or are we too old for that? Isn't it cool to be say, a jounalist or a columnist? Imagine shoved with an assignment of interviewing Angelina Jolie, gosh , are we in heaven already?

Me:
Hi Angel, when is the due date? Well, actually I am not interested in the due date cos I think it is not exactly that fantastic to mother a handsome-yet-somewhat-reminds-us-of-a-pig's child. You don't seem to gain weight except for the fact that your tummy is now woo, big. Did you fake your pregnancy?

AJ:
No, the pregnancy is real, but I am not that sure about the father though. Let see if the child looks like a pig or not.

Me:
Would you ever turn gay again? There is many of us out there waiting for you to turn gay again. You crushed a lot of hearts when your pregnancy got out.

AJ:
I am open to the option and karma. If there is a girl as cute as you are, I will take her. Here, take my number. I am free in June after the delivery. BP will take care of the baby and we can go out to have fun.

Me:
Great. I am quite free in june too cos The Boyfriend is out of town. Where should we go? How about East coast for chilli crab? I really don't where else to bring you. You know, this Singapore. Unless you want to fly me over to LA.

AJ:
Look Sweetie, I got to go. Call me in June.



There you go, Angelina Jolie and me. We are the Alanlina.